The Lost Sepulchre of Terror (Campaign)

Hook
The sleepy Halfling town of Greengarden was shaken to its core last week when the well at the centre of town was revealed by archaeologists to actually be the entrance to the Lost Sepulcher of Terror. Parties of adventurers from all across Albin are traveling to Greengarden in hopes of finding riches or powerful magical artifacts, much to the chagrin of the locals.

Events

 * The party introduces themselves to each other and begin to explore the Lost Sepulchre.
 * Kristini and Dilies reveal that they have both recovered maps detailing the Sepulchre's layout.
 * Kristini and Gab form a loose alliance with Bounty to split the treasure amongst themselves at the expense of the rest of the party.
 * The party has a troublesome encounter with a wisp.
 * The party fails to open a number of unlocked wooden doors.
 * The party encounters a wight in the back room of the Sepulchre. In the ensuing fight, Kristini beheads the Wight and takes its sword.
 * The party refers to the wight's magic sword as the Cum Sword, because they think that ivory and semen are the same color.
 * The party splits up. Kristini, Gab, and Bounty head to the East, while the others head South.
 * The East party discovers the vampire Proinsias, who they mistake for Robert Pattinson, chained to a wall. They free him, and after expressing his thanks, he leaves the Sepulchre in search of livestock blood and his missing wife.
 * The South party encounters a zombified ogre. In the ensuing fight, they are trapped in the room, and the ogre kills Lyra.
 * The East party travels to the West, where they discover rooms flooded with hot springs that grow magic mushrooms.
 * The East party exits the Sepulchre and encounter the Warforged Owl. It delivers them a message from Sparky, who asks them to travel to Bouldertips.
 * Upon arriving at Sparky expresses gratitude for clearing out the Sepulchre, revealing that he had been hired by the residents of Greengarden to put a stop to their unwanted tourism. He offers the party a job as freelance adventurers.
 * The party accepts, and becomes The Dungeon Crawlies of Bouldertips.
 * The Dungeon Crawlies go shopping.